ORAET!

ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

WWW - World Wide Wait
DOS - Defunct Operating System

IBM - I Blame M*cros*ft
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not,
The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect
Understanding of Mathematics

AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
M*cros*ft - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our
Software Only Fools Teenagers