ORAET!

hehehe..just test my knowledge with photoshop..
try  to make it like vect illus..

buat lawak ajer ni...
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Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!

Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about Something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

Commandment 8.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9.
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry.
That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste.

Commandment 10.
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished..

1992 ~ muda remaja masa ni..sedang mengajar di kelas komputer di KL
1996 ~ sedang pulang dari menikmati buah durian dgn menumpang kereta kawan..
2003 ~ tidak terlibat..sbb berada di KL...cuma teringat² pengalaman '92 & '96
2005 ~ sedang cuba mengecas bateri telefon bimbit.. ingatkan 'power trip' sbb tu.. hwa hwa hwa!!!

...The country's biggest power disruption was in 1992 when the entire Peninsular was in darkness for about 48 hours.
It was caused by lightning which damaged the grid in eastern Malaysia, crippling power stations in the peninsula.
The incident which occurred on Sept 29 that year, affected 18 million people and caused losses to businesses amounting to RM220 million.
The second biggest power breakdown was on Aug 3, 1996. Dubbed the "Black Friday" because it happened on Friday, it caused "massive chaos" in city centres as it occurred at 5.17pm when most people, especially office workers, were on their way home.
Many were caught in "the worst traffic jam". The power supply was restored at about 12.30am the next day.
The disruption was caused by the breakdown of the switch gear outside the Sultan Ismail power station in Paka, Terengganu.
In September 2003, five states, namely Perlis, Kedah, Penang, Perak and Kelantan, experienced a four-hour power failure which started at 10am.
The disruption was caused by the tripping of the power line between Bukit Beruntung in Rawang and Batu Gajah in Perak during maintenance work.
-- BERNAMA...

disedut dari BERNAMA
laman web TNB
yg ini mmg kelakar ~ via Jeffooi.com

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WWW - World Wide Wait
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Software Only Fools Teenagers

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