ORAET!

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, “It’s all right?” Well, it isn’t all right so why don’t we say, “That hurt, you stupid idiot?”

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

If at first you don’t succeed, shouldn’t you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?

And obviously if at first you don’t succeed, then don’t take up sky diving!

And my FAVORITE……

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they’re okay, then it’s you.

Do any of you have this problem when downloading a file you find you are uploading, but not downloading and you get stuck at 99.8% ???

In Explorer, go to Tools -> Folder Options or open the Folder Options icon in the Control Panel.
Choose the View tab, and turn off the Do not cache thumbnails option.

Click Ok.

You can also change this setting in the Registry:


Open the Registry Editor (regedit.exe).
Navigate to HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\Advanced.
Double-click the Disable Thumbnail Cache value, or go to Edit -> New -> DWORD value to create a new value by that name.
Enter 1 for its value.
Click Ok and close the Registry Editor when you're done;
you'll have to log off and then log back on for this to take effect.

Multi-Language Support

Would you like to provide multi-language support on your site? In this article we discuss three different ways in which you could organize your site to support multiple languages. We do not say that the three ways discussed in this article are the only ways of achieving the goal but this could be a good starting point.

The three methods discussed in this article are:

* Dynamic Content Generation
* Site Replication, and
* Selective Replication

Let us now discuss these three methods, and also discuss the advantages and disadvantages of each.

METHOD 1

Dynamic Content Generation

Although this method is a very complicated way of organizing your site to support different languages, it could be an option if you have only two languages, or even three to support on a fast server. It is also a good idea to use this option only if your site is not huge.


In this method all the text of the site is stored in a database. Every page carries a variable (a session variable or a query string) to identify which language the site is to be displayed in. Based on that, the content is pulled out from the respective tables for the language chosen, and displayed.

You might now be wondering, what about Graphics? You have two choices. If the amount of graphics that your site uses is very minimal, you could consider storing them in the database itself as blob fields. Another way is to simply open up a new table with the following structure:
Name

English

German

French

Stored in this manner, you could give each image a name, and store only the relative paths to the different images in the database. When pulling it onto the client page, get the path and pull it out from the file system.

The messages can be stored in the database in a similar format, except instead of "Name" use a unique ID for each message. This message can then be called in the necessary pages of the site. You could also declare an array which you include in all pages, that contains all the messages. Please take care to keep the message number's constant once assigned because if the messages re-shuffle it could be a tedious task to re-do all the messages on the site.

This method has many disadvantages. A few significant ones are:

* There could be a performance degradation of the site if the amount of content of the site is huge.

* Editing the site would require you to either directly edit the content in the tables, or alternatively provide an admin panel to edit the content of each page on the site!

* The load on the database is too high which could lead to lower performance

As you can see, this method is good for small websites that have less content and graphics. Providing for a complete administration panel for the content is a big thing in itself, and the reliability can never be guaranteed.

METHOD 2

Site Replication

This is one of the most commonly used methods on the web. In this approach the main site, which is in the default language of the website, resides in the root folder of the site. This basically is how a website is when it's a single-language site. When you want a site in German you would replicate the entire site into a directory, say German. The links in the German site should refer to the corresponding pages on the German site only. Now typing www.mysite.com would give the site in the default language, but www.mysite.com/german would give the German version of the site. On every page of the site you would have a select box with language choices. All this box does is to re-direct the user to the same page that sits on the chosen language site.

Do use proper tools when replicating the site. If you were to do it manually you will have to edit each other files on the site and correct the links on them to point to the pages on the language site. If you use a tool like Dreamweaver, for example, this task will be done automatically.

Now there are a few pages where the select box cannot be placed. These are pages that utilize what are called hidden form fields, which carry form information from page to page. Passing these over to another page would be a problem unless you have a mechanism to detect all the form variables and redirect to the same page on the other language site with the variables passed in the query string.

This method has a disadvantage too:

Any bug that is cleared on the main site needs to be cleared in all the other language sites. If you have 3 languages that you support, apart from the default language then this would increase work involved in any maintenance/bug-fixing/content-changing task 3-fold. You would have to make the change in the main language site, and then the change in each of the 3 other sites.

This does have a work-around. In your initial design of the site if you take care of code/content to be re-usable, this would not be an issue. All the language sites use the same includes so if there is any change in functionality all you would have to do is change the include file.

METHOD 3

Selective Replication

Of the three methods we discuss in this article, this is the most efficient one. Although difficult to set up the first time, the maintenance effort is lower than the other two methods discussed. This method is used by many major websites, including Microsoft, for multi-language support.

In Selective Replication we have the main site, which has no content or images whatsoever. The various images sit in various folders marked EN, GR, ES, etc depending on the languages. All the files that go into each of these directories have the same names. So, the English logo file name will be logo.gif, and so will the logo file for the other languages too.

The content (messages, javascript alerts, etc) have two places in which they can be stored. One way is to store each individual message as separate text files, or an alternative way is to make them sit in an array which is included in every ASP file and the message that needs to appear is called from the array. Each language has a separate array which resides in its directory. So the array include depends on the language that is chosen by the user. For information on how to create/use an array for this purpose, please see my article on "efficient use of arrays".

This method has no stress on the database. The database is designed to hold generic information applicable for all the languages.

The problem in this approach arrives only when the site is re-designed, the template changed and the content reworked. You will then have to re-create all the files in the language directories and change all the calls in the site files to include the newly created template files. Using text files for storing major content and storing all one/two line messages in an array or database tables could significantly drop time in maintenance of simple content changes.

CONCLUSION

In all the three steps discussed, bear in mind that the database needs to be able to handle Unicode characters. German characters like the §, etc need Unicode support to show up. By default, Windows installs with the Western European (ISO) encoding standard which supports all Unicode characters.

It would be a good idea to keep re-usability as priority one when designing the site. The more code/graphics/content you can make reusable for all the sites, the lesser the headache for maintenance and bug-fixing. Click here if you would like to see my article on Reusability.

You might also want to mix features of these three methods and derive a method suitable to your site. For example, you could use Selective Replication for the graphics and files and store all the content in the database using the Dynamic Content Generation method.

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Rapidshare:
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QFile:
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MegaUpload:
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mytempdir
intext:(sr1|sr2).mytempdir.com/*


savefile.com
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Yousendit.com
intext:yousendit.com/*.aspx?id=


A variant of the Rapidshare query is the following:


site:rapidshare.de OR intext:rapidshare.de/files/


On all the queries you have posted, the last asterisk or wildcard is being ignored by Google. Just put a '/' or forward slash on the end of these queries and Google will not ignore it (i.e. intext:rapidshare.de/*/*/*/). With Rapidshare, you don't need the wildcards because anything that comes after "rapidshare.de/files/" is going to be a number followed by the name of the actual file. QFile query is the same as the Rapidshare query. The following will work and return less noise than what you have posted as well:


intext:qfile.de/dl/

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